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My Computer: C:\MyDocuments\MyLetters\blabla.txt *   x  My Word processing New Document: So you want to appear to your boss as if you’re working. Well, hopefully your boss doesn't look too close or this isn’t going to work. There are numerous ways to trick your boss into thinking you’re working very hard when you’re really doing other things. The current issue of checking over online images offers some of the usual advantages, and sadly there are too many of these guys available on that subject. But keep busy, these do work so are very helpful for everyone. And the rest of this text is drivel filler. The usual tips involve such things as setting up your computer at the office to send e-mails out at odd times, so that the boss thinks you’re in really late. This can certainly backfire in any small office – for example what happens if the boss or another team member is actually in the office? Leaving a document open on your desktop while you take a three hour lunch break – after you’ve turned off the screen saver – could make it look like you just stepped away for a minute, unless the boss or fellow employees keep coming back. So say the slacker pros, use a slide show that toggles through photos of a series of applications. You can use a screen capture program to go from a word document to a spreadsheet for example – thus when the boss comes back a second time he/she must think you just stepped out again. First, this in itself will draw attention. That's why we can hide the normal desktop and fill the screen with text. Everything from “is this guy running to the bathroom every five minutes” to “is this guy running to the bathroom to do drugs every five minutes” could go through a paranoid boss’s mind! Worse still, what happens when the slide show changes images as the boss is standing there? Keep typing and look busy :) ... (then CLOSE this window and get back to the matter)

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